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In this corner we have Chris Evans as: an idealistic goody-two-shoes boy scout who has a freedom boner for truth, justice, and the American way. And in the other corner we have Chris Evans as the only awesome in the Fantastic Four movies besides Jessica Alba’s boobs. Let the battle of sparkling blue eyes, pantie dropping smiles, bulging muscles, and tight man booty in even tighter spandex begin; while we all collectively ask ourselves “Is it technically gay if it’s the same guy.”

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